My Mom shared this with me a little while ago and I’ve been meaning to share it here.
You may have seen this before. If not, I hope you enjoy it 🙂
Fifth Grade Assignment
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in 20 ways to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:
God is like
BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miraclesGod is like
A FORD
He’s got a better ideaGod is like
COKE
He’s the real thingGod is like
HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very bestGod is like
TIDE
He gets the stains out others leave behindGod is like
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to lifeGod is like
WAL-MART
He has everythingGod is like
ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you’ll like HimGod is like
SCOTCH TAPE
You can’t see Him, but you know He’s thereGod is like
DELTA
He’s ready when you areGod is like
ALLSTATE
You’re in good hands with HimGod is like
VO-5 HAIR SPRAY
He holds through all kinds of weatherGod is like
DIAL SOAP
Aren’t you glad you have Him? Don’t you wish everybody did?God is like
THE U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destinationGod is like
CHEVROLET
The heartbeat of AmericaGod is like
MAXWELL HOUSE
Good to the last dropGod is like
BOUNTY
He’s the quicker picker upperGod is like
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY
He keeps going, and going, and going
positively second 