(Heard it at the church service I attended the other night.)
At the lunch line inside a parochial school…a note on the basket of apples at the beginning of the line says, ‘Take only one – God can see you.’
Toward the end of the line, a couple of students see the tray of cookies that has been set out. One says to the other, ‘Take all you want. God’s watching the apples.’
😉
positively second 